A light came on in the spa
so I went to investigate,
I encountered three naked ladies
who were seriously over weight.
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I said, "I'm sorry to tell you,
but the sauna and hot tub are closed.
And standing there in the window,
you are a little over exposed.
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I assumed that they were paying guests,
who perhaps had trouble sleeping.
But it seems they were locals
who into our spa came a-creeping.
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They stepped into their robes,
and stepped out into the night.
They all climbed into a Volkswagon
and I ne'er shall forget the sight.
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I managed to control my laughter
until they had driven away,
and added this to the list of stories
to tell to my grandchildren someday
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