The James Boys

Mrs James has two little boys,
Jesse and Frank, their names.
They are big and bad and mean,
believing life is all fun and games.
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Filled with mischief from morn 'til night,
up and down and round and round,
no matter where the action is
that is where they will be found.
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Natural thieves, they take possession
of anything they find appealing.
The world belongs to them alone and
they'll tolerate no others stealing.
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They kill for the joy of killing,
anything smaller than they.
They tease and torment their victims,
kill them and walk away.
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In man and beast they inspire fear
with a snarl and a wicked glare,
but stroke and caress them and
you'll find a purring affectionate pair.
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Such a burden to poor Mrs. James,
how could anyone love these two?
Ruthlessly doing just as they please
as adorable, pampered kittens do.