Sunday, March 8, 2009

Male Bonding

Football, Basketball,
Baseball and golf.
Hunting and fishing
or just goofing off.
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Playing poker, drinking
and smoking cigars,
betting on ponies
or working on cars.
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Telling bad jokes
and closing that deal.
Letting everyone know
that you made a steal.
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Complaints about wives,
boasting of a conquest.
Women, money or cars
everything is a contest.
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They call it male bonding,
it's really just boys
seeking others' approval
on the quality of their toys

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